I suppose Her Majesty, as Supreme Governor of the Church, will be raptured shortly. Of course, the Prince of Wales, as a notorious adulterer, will be left behind. I wonder if they'll take the Archbishop of Canterbury?
Since people will be ascending minus their apparel, perhaps we should wait at the gates of Buck Palace and catch Her Majesty's jewels as they drop to the ground while she goes skyrocketing off to the heavens? We've got until October to spend the proceeds.