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Last Things [May. 21st, 2011|10:14 am]
Tony Grist
There aren't many Christians round here- nor real ones anyway- so I don't suppose wer'e going to notice the Rapture.

Anyway, when the time comes, I'll be watching Dr Who.

 
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[User Picture]From: wolfshift
2011-05-21 11:21 am (UTC)
I wonder which time zone is the relevant one. Does Australia get the Rapture before Europe and North America?
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2011-05-21 12:21 pm (UTC)
I believe so. The apocalypse is supposed to be rolling west with the sun- turning up in each time zone as 6.o'clock strikes. In which case it has already failed to manifest itself Down Under
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[User Picture]From: wolfshift
2011-05-21 12:24 pm (UTC)
Yes, after I commented here I came across that information elsewhere.
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[User Picture]From: ron_broxted
2011-05-21 03:53 pm (UTC)
AS has been said - it did not happen. Poor "Dr" Camping, 2nd time wrong. Eventually the world WILL end though. 23 March 2024.
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2011-05-21 04:10 pm (UTC)
Why's that, then?
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[User Picture]From: ron_broxted
2011-05-21 06:36 pm (UTC)
Rather grandly he replied "The day I die".
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2011-05-22 08:55 am (UTC)
You've got it planned?
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[User Picture]From: ron_broxted
2011-05-22 04:29 pm (UTC)
No. The bible says "It is not for any man to know the appointed time" but I have an inkling. I may be wrong, but I don't see me making my 63rd birthday.
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[User Picture]From: unbleachedbrun
2011-05-21 04:22 pm (UTC)
I suppose Her Majesty, as Supreme Governor of the Church, will be raptured shortly. Of course, the Prince of Wales, as a notorious adulterer, will be left behind. I wonder if they'll take the Archbishop of Canterbury?
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[User Picture]From: calizen
2011-05-21 05:36 pm (UTC)
Notice that all the interesting people are the ones left behind?
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[User Picture]From: petercampbell
2011-05-21 06:08 pm (UTC)
Since people will be ascending minus their apparel, perhaps we should wait at the gates of Buck Palace and catch Her Majesty's jewels as they drop to the ground while she goes skyrocketing off to the heavens? We've got until October to spend the proceeds.
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2011-05-22 08:59 am (UTC)
Surely the big thing is repentance- and whether Charles knows Jesus Christ as his personal Lord and Saviour. If he's been Born Again, he'll be whizzing off through the ceiling with the best of them.

I have my doubts about old Beardie too.

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[User Picture]From: daisytells
2011-05-22 07:25 pm (UTC)
To a fan, that is Rapture of a sort.
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2011-05-22 07:47 pm (UTC)
Only when it's good- and this week it wasn't good. :)
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