Then the brochure arrived. All the people in all the publicity shots are grey. There's not a single, young, fit, happening twenty-year old. Everyone- but everyone- is over 50.
Young people do not travel by coach to Northern Spain to look at the Picassos.
I should have guessed as much. But I didn't. My very ignorance betrays how out of touch I am.
We have booked ourselves onto a package holiday for senior citizens.
(Long pause for reflection.)