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Trump V Branson [Oct. 23rd, 2004|10:25 am]
Tony Grist
Donald Trump is flying in the Trump helicopter towards the Trump tower. The music is a mixture of grandeur and high anxiety that sounds like an off-cut from Orff's Carmina Burana. Trump-world is the only place to be.

The last episode was twice the length. Bright-eyed Bill won out over laid-back Kwame. Bill's prize is to oversee the building of a new Trump tower in Chicago. It will set new standards in architecture.

They say there's going to be a British version of the show. I don't suppose it will feature Trump himself. He is too fabulous, too orange for us uptight little islanders. The British way of handling business success is to apologize for it.

The only British businessman with anything like Trump's degree of celebrity is Richard Branson. But the style couldn't be more different. Trump is the orange emperor, Branson is the world's best mate- a kind of plutocratic Jesus in beard and jeans. Trump has hair, Branson has teeth. The teeth are fixed in a perpetual grin. Please love me; please forgive me. Trump calls his empire Trump. Branson wriggles uncomfortably and calls his Virgin.

(It's a joke. I'm just playing at this, see. Such fun. And now come and watch me set a ballooning record.)

Whoever they get to front it, the British version will be a fascinating exercise in compare and contrast.
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2004-10-23 09:15 pm (UTC)
Thank you.

The problem is I've too much time on my hands.

But tonight I've been good. I broke away from the TV- after watching an hour-long show on the history of stage magic- and got up on the ladder and painted a bit of the kitchen wall.
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[User Picture]From: besideserato
2004-10-23 09:17 pm (UTC)
I haven't been able to pry myself away from the computer all day. I wish it was because I was inspired. Nope. It's LiveJournal. I need to stop. But I don't want to.

Oh, my god! I'm such a junkie.
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2004-10-23 09:26 pm (UTC)
I too find LJ takes up more and more of my time- but I'm not complaining. I live in this pokey little town in northern England, but I get to talk and listen to amazing people from all round the world.
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[User Picture]From: besideserato
2004-10-23 09:29 pm (UTC)
Me too. Well, change "town" to "island" and "England" to "Mariana Islands" and you have my act.

Except it's 7:28 a.m. and I have been only since 4:00 p.m. yesterday, so I am somewhat losing sleep over it...
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2004-10-23 09:39 pm (UTC)
Omigosh.

I couldn't risk an all-nighter like that.

If I lose my beauty sleep I become so unbeautiful it's not true.
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[User Picture]From: besideserato
2004-10-23 10:07 pm (UTC)
It's tough! I'm crashing but I still can't stop!
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2004-10-23 10:23 pm (UTC)
It's coming up to 11.30. A few more minutes and I'm off....
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[User Picture]From: besideserato
2004-10-23 10:37 pm (UTC)
Oh, I might still be here! [Laughs]
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