Porn, on the other hand, couldn't care less.
Here, have another poem.
The human body is mainly water.
I never believed it before today.
Photos, paintings and statues lie.
Only the porn film tells it true.
Amoebas when they bump and merge
Are scarcely less solid than lovers are.
The vulva is a dish of jelly,
The penis is a column of flop.
Jiggetty-jig and wibble-wobble
Slap us or prod us and look- we spill.