Carl's Karen was attacked by a patient yesterday evening. He head butted her on the shoulder a few times before she managed to get her leg behind his and drop him. She has a hairline fracture which the doctor says will take longer to heal than a clean break would. Someone in authority- eager to accentuate the positive- congratulated the care home on bringing the patient- who must have been limp on admittance- to such a robust state of mental and physical health.
I watched Flight of the Conchords last night. They were taking the rip out of Bowie. It's a very funny show- Laurel and Hardy for the Noughties.