It must be twenty five years since I was last in charge of a baby, but you never lose the knack.
What a mercy we forget our baby days! It must be a horrid life. I imagine the reason they cry on waking is because they're devastated to find it wasn't all a dream and they're still trapped in a helpless, disobedient body with a brain that's only partly tuned in. "Oh shit, I've still got months more of this- Gaaaaaaah!"