I'm a heterosexual. How come I never heard of this community before? Why don't they send me the newsletter? Why don't I get invited to meetings? Where's my club badge?
Who's our convenor? Peter Stringfellow? Katie Price?
I want to get out and meet my fellow-heterosexuals. I want to take tea with them. I want to discuss all the pressing concerns we have in common.
What lazy, nonsenical stuff all this talk of "community" is. The Muslim community, the Chinese community, the gay community, the black community: none of these really exists.