I don't enjoy the papers any more. I know what the commentators are going to say before I turn to their columns. It's just habit. This is what middle-aged men do, right? They read the newspapers.
Ailz gets up a lot later than me. She also goes straight online- but instead of reading the news she clocks onto the Rabbits United forum. I hear her chuckling to herself. Sometimes she calls me over to look at something particularly cute. "Oh look, this rabbit has mal-aligned incisors."
I believe she's got the right idea; her early morning reading certainly seems a lot more entertaining than mine. To hell with the gossip of the Westminster village! But what should I read instead? You guys know what my interests are: can any of you suggest a non-newsy but everchanging website I could use as my home page?