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The Devil Finds Work for Idle Hands [Jul. 8th, 2004|02:52 pm]
Tony Grist

1. Go to http://www.googlism.com/
2. Enter your first name into the search box and Googlism! yourself.
3. Pick the twenty BEST responses, and list them.
4. Bold your favorite of the BEST

tony is god
tony is an honorary mariner
tony is for ron
tony is what we dont like to call the second guitar
tony is right for your bureau
tony is being fostered in chicago by amanda and peter
tony is a two ton faggot
tony is one of the happiest guys
tony is da ma'am
tony is a creative boy with a big imagination
tony is right
tony is most commonly known as master t
tony is a nineties kind of gangster
tony is remarkably candid about what he's gone through to get here
tony is a rare and valuable creature
tony is a total hypocrite
tony is still not quite satisfied
tony is pretty obvious
tony is a pure example of desire and determination
tony is living proof that this statement is not true


[User Picture]From: besideserato
2004-07-10 10:35 am (UTC)

Ha ha ha!

And because they said, "Sorry, Google doesn't know enough about anaiis yet", we went with anais.

anais is packaged in an opaque jar with a floral motif reminiscent of the old world
anais is often criticized as having abandoned reality altogether
anais is twelve and bears the weight of the world on her shoulders
anais is having sex again
anais is presented in a striking pouch that reflects the "star" of the current fashion trends that is sweeping europe
anais is left to trudge back to the villa on her own
anais is left raging with jealousy that she is still a virgin
anais is my fag hag and i love her dearly
anais is a network comprising organizations and individuals who desire to put together their knowledge
anais is both repelled and jealous
anais is more thoughtful and intelligent
anais is alternately portrayed as an isolated loner or as oversexual and overly social
anais is a one stop wedding and planning service designed to save you money while providing professional quality service
anais is a melancholic child
anais is also a very good mother and has had many wonderful kittens
anais is a light refreshing perfume
anais is very educated and able to entertain and cheer up everybody
anais is still filmmaking
anais is recommended for romantic use
And the best: anais is a spoilt emotianlly immature woman who seeks sexual exprementation for no reason other than lust in the guise of artful reasoning
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2004-07-10 12:02 pm (UTC)

Re: Ha ha ha!

Fun, innit.

I like the "recommended for romantic use" best.

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[User Picture]From: besideserato
2004-07-11 03:53 am (UTC)

Re: Ha ha ha!

You know, that and the one in the jar should be part of my LiveJournal description. They are brilliant.
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2004-07-11 04:22 am (UTC)

Re: Ha ha ha!

You must post it on your own site.
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