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Goodbye, Little Alex [Apr. 3rd, 2007|11:50 am]
Tony Grist
That was sad. We took Little Alex for his health check and the nice, young vet talked us into returning him to the store. It was the right outcome. It's been an orgy of sex and violence ever since we introduced him to the other two and it was only a matter of time before someone lost an eye. For cute, little, fluffy things rabbits aren't half vicious.

So we're back to being a two rabbit family and torpor resumes its reign.
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[User Picture]From: momof2girls
2007-04-03 11:35 am (UTC)
Aww, I'm sorry. He was a cutie.
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2007-04-03 02:12 pm (UTC)
He was. But he was also a little terror...
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[User Picture]From: momof2girls
2007-04-03 02:17 pm (UTC)
Kinda like the killer rabbit in "Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail"!
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2007-04-03 02:36 pm (UTC)
Monty Python told the truth about rabbits. If they were the size of tigers they'd be among the most fearsome creatures on the planet.
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[User Picture]From: heleninwales
2007-04-03 12:09 pm (UTC)
They are suprisingly violent creatures. We didn't have our rabbit for very long when I was a kid because it used to attack my baby brother. He became too scared to go out into the back yard. He must have been about 7 or 8 at the time, so it wasn't that he was a toddler.
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2007-04-03 02:17 pm (UTC)
Little Tosh- who is about a foot from nose to tail- attacks Joe-who is around six foot- whenever Joe presumes to set foot on "his" rug.
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[User Picture]From: karenkay
2007-04-03 12:31 pm (UTC)
Have you read "Watership Down" since you've become a rabbit caretaker?
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2007-04-03 02:18 pm (UTC)
I saw the film once. And retain a troubling image of one-eyed General Woundwort foaming at the mouth as he charges into battle.
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[User Picture]From: karenkay
2007-04-03 02:28 pm (UTC)
Ugh. I didn't even know there was a movie.

I've been slightly afraid of rabbits since I read the book--and since I saw them at a state fair, the huuuuuuge rabbits. (I'd never have one for a pet.)
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2007-04-03 02:39 pm (UTC)
It's an animated movie- not very good- best remembered for the Art Garfunkel hit "Bright Eyes".

I've been around those giant rabbits. They're sluggish creatures.

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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2007-04-03 02:20 pm (UTC)
Exactly. Fluffy bunnies are violent, sex-mad little beasts.
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[User Picture]From: pondhopper
2007-04-03 01:13 pm (UTC)
Rabbits are so territorial they make my dogs look like well......cute little bunnies.

Rabbits are incredibly aggressive creatures. How do the two you have get along? Are they the same sex or one of each or neutered?

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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2007-04-03 02:23 pm (UTC)
We have a neutered male and a neutered female. Until we inserted a tertium quid they were leading a placid, friendly existence.

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[User Picture]From: red_girl_42
2007-04-03 04:50 pm (UTC)
Aww, I'm sorry to hear it didn't work out. He was such a cutie.

I never realized how violent rabbits could be until I saw one attacking a ground squirrel at the zoo (they weren't part of the zoo exhibit, just random wildlife living there). I was completely flabbergasted.
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[User Picture]From: besideserato
2007-04-04 01:29 am (UTC)
Awww, poor thing!
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2007-04-04 10:12 am (UTC)
It's a shame.

But I think Tosh and Rachel are happier for not having him around.

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[User Picture]From: besideserato
2007-04-05 12:20 am (UTC)
And in a way, he can rest easy now.
Best wishes to you, yours and the bunnies!
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[User Picture]From: jackiejj
2007-04-12 06:17 pm (UTC)
Oh.

I've been away too long...

I suppose the Original Rabbits are touching noses and being happy.
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2007-04-12 07:14 pm (UTC)
They seem to be more or less back to normal.

Thank goodness!
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