I get my newspaper in the morning and the first thing I do is trufflehunt any scrap of political gossip. What a Blair acolyte said (in code) about Brown. What a Brown acolyte said (in code) about Blair.
Why? Surely I'd be happier not knowing what these poor excuses for human beings are getting up to. It's always disgusting. It's always low. Its always devoid of thought.
I read in order to increase my contempt for them. This can't be healthy.
What if I went cold turkey?