I've never understood the passion it inspires. Why this game and not carpet bowls or octopush?
All those politicians and celebrities banging on about the beautiful game- do they really mean it, or are they just trying to curry favour?
Yes, we won in '66. That's 40 years ago now. Can we talk about something else?
So many flags! Flags worry me.
The police predict an up-surge in domestic violence. Beckham misses a penalty and a thousand oiks reach over and smack the wife.
Maybe I do hate it, after all.