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Life Imitates Art (In This Case A Latter Day Steve Martin Movie) [Jun. 1st, 2006|09:59 am]
Tony Grist
I took the electric hedge-cutter out of storage and charged it up, but instead of going grrrrrrrrr, it went tick....tick....tick, with the blades moving at the roaring speed of an 18th century pendulum clock. No bloody use whatsoever! So I would up cutting the hedge with a clapped out pair of shears.

We had two sets of viewers yesterday. The second set had three very small children in tow. We invited them in to meet the bunnies and small grey bun decided that this would be a really good time for him and big brown bun to enjoy a shag....

[User Picture]From: huskyteer
2006-06-01 10:13 am (UTC)
But what are ver rabbits doing, Mummeee?

They're...having a wheelbarrow race!
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2006-06-01 03:25 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: solar_diablo
2006-06-01 02:46 pm (UTC)
Did the rodent porn frighten them off?
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2006-06-01 03:26 pm (UTC)
Who knows? They completed the tour of the house, but they haven't put in an offer.
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From: paroxysma
2006-06-02 12:51 am (UTC)
Sheers have a nifty-er sound anyway! *shick-shick*
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2006-06-02 08:49 am (UTC)
That's if they're not clapped out.

Mine make a noise that's more like "klumpf-klumpf"

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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2006-06-02 08:50 am (UTC)
They're such sporty little things.....
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