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Pauline's Problem [Dec. 22nd, 2005|12:26 pm]
Tony Grist

Meet Pauline Bonaparte

Pauline has an embarrassing personal problem.

Do you want to share it with us Pauline?

 Someone has been eating your toes?

 Oh no,!

Who on earth would do such a thing?

 

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[User Picture]From: airstrip
2005-12-22 05:06 am (UTC)
LOL
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[User Picture]From: halfmoon_mollie
2005-12-22 05:10 am (UTC)
oh dear, poor Pauline.

I didn't know bunnies were carnivorous....
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2005-12-22 05:31 am (UTC)
Bunnies eat anything. You should see the carpet- and the wallpaper- and the coffee table.
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From: minnesattva
2005-12-22 06:02 am (UTC)
A friend of mine who used to have a bunny also used to have a special playing-with-bunny sweatshirt. The bunny nibbled lots of little holes and snags in it one day when my friend was holding it, so after that she just used the mutilated sweatshirt when she was holding the bunny, rather than destroying all of her shirts.
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2005-12-22 06:55 am (UTC)
Ours more or less leaves fabrics alone. He'll nibble at hems and then decide they're not for him.

He loves magazines though....
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[User Picture]From: jackiejj
2005-12-22 06:29 am (UTC)
King Kong and the tiny maiden
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2005-12-22 06:57 am (UTC)
Attack of the 50ft rabbit!
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[User Picture]From: halfmoon_mollie
2005-12-22 07:40 am (UTC)
Night of the Lepus
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[User Picture]From: mummm
2005-12-22 07:58 am (UTC)
Pauline must retreat to higher ground! *RUN PAULINE*, if you still are able...

What an adorable bunny!!!
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2005-12-23 01:59 am (UTC)
I think Pauline has had it- and is destined to a future as bunny chow. A closer inspection has revealed that she is also slightly deficient in the nasal department.
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[User Picture]From: mummm
2005-12-23 10:37 am (UTC)
Oh dear... poor Pauline... but lucky bunny!
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[User Picture]From: jenny_evergreen
2005-12-22 08:35 am (UTC)
At least she has a comfy chair...
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2005-12-23 02:01 am (UTC)
Or couch. After this nothing less than The full Freudian "talking cure" could possibly sort her out.
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[User Picture]From: zoe_1418
2005-12-22 09:30 am (UTC)
The bunny is adorable, if diabolical...
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2005-12-23 02:01 am (UTC)
I can forgive him anything. Even the large hole in the carpet where he tried to construct a burrow.....
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2005-12-23 02:01 am (UTC)
Excellent! :)
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[User Picture]From: sina_says
2005-12-22 10:42 am (UTC)
how much i needed the smile you just provided me with. thank you!
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2005-12-23 02:03 am (UTC)
My pleasure....:)
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[User Picture]From: seaslug_of_doom
2005-12-22 06:14 pm (UTC)
Better get out the rasp and start filing those choppers. Are you sure that's a wabbit?
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2005-12-23 02:06 am (UTC)
I know that's what you're supposed to do, but somehow I don't fancy trying to hold him still- those little claws are damn sharp.

No, I'll let him carry on chewing Pauline- she's a goner anyway...
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[User Picture]From: kaysho
2006-01-04 10:45 am (UTC)
Excellent demonstration of the picture-is-worth-a-thousand-words theory of storytelling. :)
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