A Man And His Plan
We were promised a plan.
The PM outlined it yesterday- and this is it. Everyone should go back to work while staying safe. Unlimited exercise is allowed. It is no longer socially irresponsible to drive a long way to take exercise. People who flout the rules will receive heavier fines.
Cartoonists still draw the PM as a fat guy with a mop of unruly yellow hair. In reality the face is lengthening and the bone structure showing through. The hair is thin and sparse and there's a comb-over hiding the pinkness on top.