"You're not going to be one of those militant vegans, are you?" said Simon
"Too old for that." I said
"So, you're not going to come round to our homes and blow up our freezers,"
"I might if I were eighteen..."
This is a thing I've found. You let people know you've become vegan and they think you're just spoiling for an argument.
And I'm not, really I'm not...