Was it the bush fires in Australia? No I don't think that was the lead.
Prince Harry sacking himself from the Royal Family? No, Channel 4 rises above such things.
Ah, I know- at least I think I do- it was Sinn Fein and the DUP finally agreeing to get together to run Northern Ireland- because if they didn't there would be new elections and they'd both be hammered for being so fucking useless.