July 8th, 2006

Will The Madness Never Stop?

It's the morning of Joe and Sara's engagement party. He's up unbelievably early (for him)  and has had me doing my head in (after only one cup of tea too - the unbelievable cruelty of it!) looking for a blow-up mattress (he and Sara are being turfed out of bed tonight by an influx of her elderly relatives) which I found easily enough and the pump that goes with it which I couldn't find at all. Ailz has retreated downstairs and is hiding behind Sense and Sensibility. Appealed to about the pump, she says "Use a hair dryer. Sara's a hairdresser, isn't she?" 

The wost of it is he's been geeing himself up with this DVD of  so-called "Party Hits" including such abominations as the Birdy Song- ("A little bit of this, a little bit of that then shake your tits"). I don't know where the lad aquired his taste in music but it wasn't from me!