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Just Kick The Bloody Thing [Jul. 25th, 2018|09:54 am]
Tony Grist
 I love a kickabout, but when someone (usually a child) starts introducing rules as in- "You stand over there- no- further back- and I'll be goalie and you try to get it past me" my heart sinks a little- because now you've moved beyond the primal delights of ball control- where the only person you need to impress is yourself- into the arena of competition- and that horrid thing called team spirit can't be far away- and one's freedom of action has been compromised- and tears and screaming matches have become that much more likely. 

[User Picture]From: lblanchard
2018-07-25 02:32 pm (UTC)
You know, you are sounding suspiciously like Stalky, McTurk, and Beetle...

'"For the good of the House....yaaaaah....placetne, child of a noble race," and an inky thumb went down on an army of Kings.' Or something very close to that.
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2018-07-25 03:43 pm (UTC)
When I was at school I cultivated the art of invisibility- so as not to be picked for team sports- and, remarkably, found it worked.
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