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One Of Many Cliches I'm Tired Of Hearing [Apr. 12th, 2018|12:23 pm]
Tony Grist
Graveyards ought to be noisy places what with all the people we're constantly being told must be "spinning in their graves"

The latest deader to be sent into fast rotation is Lord Reith who- according to Cliff Richard's lawyer (he's suing the BBC)- must be deeply distressed by what the Corporation has turned into.

As it happens I spend a lot of time in churchyards and cemeteries, but I'm afraid the only buzzing I ever hear is made by bees and the occasional motor-mower. 

[User Picture]From: matrixmann
2018-04-12 01:19 pm (UTC)
If the dead were that alive to rotate in their graves vividly, then one should better get worried about it.
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2018-04-12 02:01 pm (UTC)
They might bore their way out and then where would we be?
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[User Picture]From: matrixmann
2018-04-12 04:59 pm (UTC)
In the middle of a zombie apocalypse (well, that would be the more dramatic version)...

Or, other option: If the dead make their way out of the graves again, this world would be commanded and reigned by old bones like forever.
Yesterday's conventions for far longer than they actually should be on!
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[User Picture]From: oakmouse
2018-04-13 12:12 am (UTC)
Yeah, most cemeteries are distinctly short on seismic activity. ;)
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