"And you own all this land?"
"Well...sort of. It's my mother's really." Which was Jesuitical of me.
I'm not comfortable with being visibly rich. I had rich parents (so a safety net in place) but I've never lived rich.
"It's a lot bigger than my back garden in Croydon" said the man.
Yeah, but most of my adult life I didn't even have a back garden. I had a yard...