Tony Grist (poliphilo) wrote,
Tony Grist

Big Every Twig With It

The oil delivery man is parked by the front gate. He doesn't want to come all the way up the drive because of THE SNOW. But no matter, he says, because his tanker comes equipped with a 200 foot hose.

My mother's carers say we have more snow here than there is wherever it is they came from. That'll be because we're on the high ground. The Guardian says it's raining here; the Guardian is wrong.
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