Tony Grist (poliphilo) wrote,
Tony Grist

Can't Do Right For Doing Wrong

Me: Look at the way those fallen leaves have gathered round the drainpipe. What an unsightly mess!

(Fetches stiff-bristled yard rush and starts sweeping)

Centipede: (Scuttling for dear life) It may be an unsightly mess to you, but for me it's a habitat.

Me: Oh I know, I know...

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