(Fetches stiff-bristled yard rush and starts sweeping)
Centipede: (Scuttling for dear life) It may be an unsightly mess to you, but for me it's a habitat.
Me: Oh I know, I know...
I don't much care for peanut butter- it's too sweet and claggy for me- but if you wave a magic wand and turn it into satay I can't…
I've filled up a couple of recent evenings with ultra-violent westerns. I wasn't sure I'd like them but my son said I would and he was…
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