|Can't Do Right For Doing Wrong
||[Jan. 8th, 2017|11:25 am]
Me: Look at the way those fallen leaves have gathered round the drainpipe. What an unsightly mess!|
(Fetches stiff-bristled yard rush and starts sweeping)
Centipede: (Scuttling for dear life) It may be an unsightly mess to you, but for me it's a habitat.
Me: Oh I know, I know...