Landlines not functioning.
It's probably all down to the weather which is heavy and damp and grey.
Watched Sherlock last night: It's basically Dr Who with a different cast. We're even time-travelling now. Moffat confuses complexity with profundity. No-one in his shows is a recognisable human being or acts in plausibly human ways.
My mother has lost the ability to undo her bra. This morning she asked us what had happened to Lady Di...