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No More Making Mountains Out Of Mole Hills [Apr. 14th, 2015|11:04 am]
Tony Grist
We have two recurrent mole hills on the lawn. Two years ago my mother would have objected to them- and we'd have been calling in the mole catcher and she'd have been trying to beat him down on price- but now she's stopped caring about almost everything except having her meals served regularly and on time.

And so I go out with my besom and sweep the hills away- and the moles build them up again in the night.
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[User Picture]From: halfmoon_mollie
2015-04-14 01:36 pm (UTC)
Can you buy Juicy Fruit gum where you are? I know that sounds weird, but if you can, get some and put pieces down the mole holes. It will get rid of them.

Or not, if you really do enjoy their company.

Edited at 2015-04-14 01:37 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2015-04-14 05:51 pm (UTC)
I think juicy fruit is available but I've no particular wish to move the moles on.
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