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No More Making Mountains Out Of Mole Hills [Apr. 14th, 2015|11:04 am]
Tony Grist
We have two recurrent mole hills on the lawn. Two years ago my mother would have objected to them- and we'd have been calling in the mole catcher and she'd have been trying to beat him down on price- but now she's stopped caring about almost everything except having her meals served regularly and on time.

And so I go out with my besom and sweep the hills away- and the moles build them up again in the night.
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From: artkouros
2015-04-14 12:42 pm (UTC)
Maybe you can rent a terrier. Or python.

We have armadillos. They live under the deck at an elderly neighbor's house. they've been there for years. No tunnels, just little funnel shaped holes in everyone's yard. But we enjoy their company.

Edited at 2015-04-14 12:43 pm (UTC)
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2015-04-14 01:35 pm (UTC)
I enjoy the company of the moles or- because that's a bit of an overstatement- am perfectly happy to have them around. I don't much care for a lawn.
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