"What's this?"
"Advertising"
"I don't know what this is."
"More advertising."
"What's this?"
"It's all advertising. Take my word for it."
"What's this?"
Well, you get the idea.
When she'd been through it all- and I'd removed the pile from sight so she didn't go throught it again- she gazed into her empty cereal bowl and asked, "What do I do now?"