||[Sep. 15th, 2014|01:54 pm]
Ailz (waving a Hotter catalogue under my nose) These shoes are half price. Would you like a pair?|
Ailz: They've got laces.
Me: I can manage laces.
Ailz: (flicking through the pages of the catalogue) They do other kinds of shoes as well. Here, have a look.
Me: You've just got me to agree to buy a pair. If I was you I'd quit while I was ahead.