I clean up the cream.
Ailz catches her foot in a cable and my laptop hits the deck.
Ailz says something and I say, "Don't speak to me right now because I don't think I can answer coherently".
I leave her to check that the laptop isn't bust and take a turn round the front garden. I find an apple tree I didn't know was there. I eat an apple.
I hadn't realized I was so close to the edge...