Tony Grist (poliphilo) wrote,
Tony Grist

Things The Jockey Club Might Like To Consider

My mother watches racing in the afternoon. Ailz and I monitor her from the patio.

Me (glancing through the glass doors): Either the racing is over or they're running underwater.

Ailz: Underwater racing would be good.

Me: You'd have to fit the horses with aqualungs

Ailz: And weights. (Thinks about it a while): You could have racetracks on cruise ships.

Me: That's a great idea. But you couldn't have them running in choppy weather. Every time the ship lurched  the horses would fall over sideways.
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