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Little Gentlemen In Black Velvet [Aug. 14th, 2013|09:15 am]
Tony Grist
There are still moles tunneling under my mother's lawn. I go out with a spade to level the hills so my mother won't see them and get vengeful. I don't want her calling in the moleman (a) because she gets so high-handed with him and (b) because I'm soppy about moles.

Ailz  and I were wondering why you never find a hole in the middle of a mole hill  Does anyone out there have the explanation?
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2013-08-14 02:44 pm (UTC)
I seem to remember reading that moles don't actually taste all that good- and it's part of their defence system. Seems like nobody told Jack.
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[User Picture]From: faunhaert
2013-08-15 01:55 am (UTC)
Jack was a crazy dog

being a black lab
he didn't feel pain
Like when he ran his pads off

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