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Little Gentlemen In Black Velvet [Aug. 14th, 2013|09:15 am]
Tony Grist
There are still moles tunneling under my mother's lawn. I go out with a spade to level the hills so my mother won't see them and get vengeful. I don't want her calling in the moleman (a) because she gets so high-handed with him and (b) because I'm soppy about moles.

Ailz  and I were wondering why you never find a hole in the middle of a mole hill  Does anyone out there have the explanation?

[User Picture]From: steepholm
2013-08-14 09:22 am (UTC)
I'd like to be able to tell you that it's because moles can hold their breath for as long as blue whales and only need to come to the surface once every two or three hours, but I'm afraid you wouldn't believe me.
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2013-08-14 11:43 am (UTC)
I don't know, it's a plausible explanation...
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