Tony Grist (poliphilo) wrote,
Tony Grist

Encounter in Tesco

We were in the Pembury Tesco this afternoon. Ailz was joking with a pleasant-looking old gentleman about not wanting to run him over with her mobility scooter. "Just as well," he said. "The last time someone ran me over I shot him."

Turns out he used to be a South African policeman.

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