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Anna [Jan. 26th, 2005|09:11 am]
Tony Grist
My mother is having trouble with moles. Anna told us about a man who dealt with his moles by sitting out on the lawn with a shotgun in his lap, waiting for the soil to move, then blasting away.

Aaaw. Cute little, sleek little, furry things with big hands.

Anna trains race horses. Her stables are set in a kink of a valley among the south Downs- my favourite range of English hills.

They’re made of chalk and their colours are very pale and soft. They’re all that’s left of a mountain range that was once as high as the Himalaya. Whenever I get among them I recite Kipling to myself. “Blunt, bow-headed, whale-backed Downs,” he said.

Anna is sweet. Ailz says I should have married her. Yeah, but what would we ever have talked about? She’s a country person and I’m a cockney. Can one build a lifetime’s partnership on a shared tenderness for moles?

I doubt it.

[User Picture]From: scathedobsidian
2005-01-26 01:14 am (UTC)
I enjoy the devil out of this blog of yours.
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2005-01-26 09:14 am (UTC)
Thanks Bill!
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[User Picture]From: besideserato
2005-01-26 02:06 am (UTC)
I keep thinking I should have been born sooner so I could have married you. But Ailz is so damn cool, that I keep thinking I should have been your child. Imagine that! You both rock my stilettos, seriously. I love you guys. I hope you are both well and happy. My best regards!
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2005-01-26 09:13 am (UTC)
Well, thank you!

We're back from our travels now. I'm seriously behind with LJ. Time to do some catching up!
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[User Picture]From: jackiejj
2005-01-26 04:45 am (UTC)
As for me, I'm glad you and Ailz found each other, and I love you both and find you incredibly fun to know.
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2005-01-26 09:17 am (UTC)
We're glad we found one another too. (it was kinda improbable)

And glad we found you.

Love you lots!

Tony & Ailz.
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[User Picture]From: beentothemoon
2005-01-26 07:20 am (UTC)
I second besideserato (except replace stilettos with boots, as I am accident prone enough as it is). When I read your mother was having problems with moles I imagined it was more epidermal, less rodential, and I thought "oh my,and the world thinks Texans are gun crazy!"
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2005-01-26 09:20 am (UTC)
Thanks, Ellie.

Anna belongs to the English huntin' shootin' and fishin' set. These guys love their shotguns!
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From: morrison_maiden
2005-01-26 10:10 am (UTC)
Bah, I think you and Ailz are quite well matched ♥
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2005-01-26 11:28 am (UTC)
Yeah, well, we think we are too.

To see a picture of Anna, go to craftyailz's site. She's posting one (or two) now.
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[User Picture]From: michaelkeane
2005-01-26 10:39 am (UTC)
Ahhh, the boys and girls we could have married..
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2005-01-26 11:29 am (UTC)
All those alternative universes.....
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