|We Just Pulled A Cracker
||[Dec. 31st, 2012|03:37 pm]
Q. What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?|
A. A Nervous Wreck
The two we got this year:
Q: Why did the man sleep under the car?
A: So he could wake up oily in the morning.
Q: What did the alien say to the garden?
A: Take me to your weeder.
2013-01-01 09:18 am (UTC)
Re: Groaners, all!
I picture this little guy in a garret somewhere, reeling out puns on his old Olivetti. He's so wedded to the work he has his meals sent up from the local diner...