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We Just Pulled A Cracker [Dec. 31st, 2012|03:37 pm]
Tony Grist
Q. What lies at the bottom of the sea and shivers?

A. A Nervous Wreck

[User Picture]From: all_unnecessary
2013-01-01 01:59 am (UTC)

Groaners, all!

The two we got this year:

Q: Why did the man sleep under the car?
A: So he could wake up oily in the morning.

Q: What did the alien say to the garden?
A: Take me to your weeder.
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[User Picture]From: poliphilo
2013-01-01 09:18 am (UTC)

Re: Groaners, all!

I picture this little guy in a garret somewhere, reeling out puns on his old Olivetti. He's so wedded to the work he has his meals sent up from the local diner...
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