I expect the wig had its own room in Versailles and a string of attendants.
A perfume description that I have loved for years included notes of mahogany and scotch "with a curl of the best lemon peel. How best? This lemon had its own summer home and a personal assistant. That's how best it is."
I think being named Hyacinthe would go so well with such a wig. Oh man, what were they thinking with those wigs...I wonder if this is what they will be thinking looking at our pictures a couple of centuries from now. Well, at least nobody had to worry about thinning at the front then.