||[Dec. 12th, 2016|05:27 pm]
Customer in his 60s: Am I right in thinking this pub changed hands recently.|
Barmaid in her 20s (with puzzled look): No, it's been a year and a bit since Keith bought it.
When you're in your 20s a year and a bit is a huge stretch of time. When you're in your 60s it's the blink of an eyelid.